Cheap Thrills

Or, "How to entertain your nephew and become the favorite aunt, all in one day."

1) It's all about atmosphere. He probably loves the great outdoors, so take him on the deck. 

2) It's also all about noise. Let him hear the bamboo wind chimes in the corner. Then take him over there and let him get real excited while he listens. 

3) Offer him a chance to make some noise himself.

4) Allow room for much partying and many smiles. 

5) Repeat as necessary until he requests a new activity. 

WARNING. Do not allow for the following to happen (or his mother may get mad):